Problems~~

Problem 1:

                    Customer: Excuse me!?

                    Waiter     : Yes sir, may i help you?

                    Customer: There's a problem with my soup.

                    Waiter     : With what sir?

                    Customer:  Here. *passes the bowl over* Have a taste.

                    ... Waiter: Why sir? Is it too salty?

                    Customer: No~~  *insisting* just have a taste..

                    Waiter     : Is it too hot?

                    Customer: Why dont you just taste it...!!

                    Waiter     : Ok fine, may i have the spoon..?

                    Customer: Aah. THAT is the problem...

=D

Problem 2:

I want to buy an item costing £97... but i have no money..
So i borrowed form two of my friends, each lend me £50..

So now i have £100. After buying the item, i have a remainder of £3.

I paid one of them £1, the other £1 and i keep the remainding £1.

This means that i only need to pay each of them £49.

But, £49 + £49 = £98....    adding the £1 that i kept puts it at £99...
Where did the other £1 go??